Why are you jerking off alone 😔 I've got a pussy like that, do you want some?

I came to sleep with you, and what the fuck is this? You impregnated me

Stuck in the couch? Thanks, stupid. ⚡️ I'm gonna cum in you

It's a good thing my sister didn't have her panties on, she's got a lot of fucking sperm

Shame on you, bro! I asked you to take pictures, not cum inside

Oh, she's cute 🥹 I blew her tits, but I paid her before I did

I can give you a massage, but be warned, I'll put my dick in there too

Everyone wants to be born with tits like that! I had to pee my pants twice

The commission would be justified if realtors worked THAT way!